quinn-is-real: “are you a boy or a girl?” “no” “yeah but what were you BORN as?” *leans in and whispers* “fabulous”
blindguymcsqueezie: ditch-able-prom-date: thetableistryingtoeatme: Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class. shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science” shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs
lonelywhiteasian: no really i’m funny i swear please stay
Just a few features of my anxiety
Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
longnightsandterriblefights: siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
jediteaparty: arauj0: aangnog: i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever” and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush” also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
morristibbs: sabrinagrimm: gamzeemakarena: yeah but do vaginas get itchy is the sky blue is water wet
rehability: hey canadians brits and australians have fun at school on monday
Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you.
orlandobloomers: wanna know how punk i am?????? *punches a wall* drive me to the hospital
the color of low self esteem
miguu: what i never learned from my mother was that just because someone desires you does not mean they value you. desire is the kind of thing that eats you and leaves you starving.
17 year old Ed Sheeran : you never loved your stomach or your thighs. the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine but i'll love them endlessly
17 year old boys around me : ayo shawty whats poppin wanna ride on mah dick
trolls-in-the-tardis: thejohannat: basedjoeyjoe: medivision: no matter who u follow somehow doctor who sherlock & supernatural always end up on ur dash every time
celebrate-the-magic: The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
someone: i like your shirt
me: so do i that's why i bought it
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago let’s be real when did it stop being 2007
deathtraders: e1ke: iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone this is my relationship in 12 words ^^
avatarsnowy: i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something that actually hurts ur feelings even if i was joking and you know i was joking pls tell me and i wont say that again bcs its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting bcs of what i said
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
joulesofmia: i ate my twin in the womb
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
ihuggedmikeyway: gusmen: “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet watching tv shows online